August 2012
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Hey, J-J-Jaded.
Aerosmith works perfectly for designing lighting sets. Can’t believe I gave into Wooddard. Again. At least it’ll be for the greater good.
My, my baby blue. Yeah— I’ve been thinkin’ about you— My, my baby blue.
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scary-mary-evans:
Oh shush, you’re equally, if not more, fantastic. It did? Well, don’t go all bodybuilder on me now, hun. Not good.
Nope, pretty sure your body takes the cake. Not turning into a muscle-toting jar-head. Roland’s been laughing at me about it though. He keeps saying he should’ve asked you to date me a long time ago if it would lead to the eventual use of the gym.
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scary-mary-evans:
…not my fault your clothes look fantastic both on you and on the floor…
I don’t hold a candle to you though. That night inspired me to actually start using the gym in our house.
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The Prayer by Bloc Party
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scary-mary-evans:
It was a darkened ally outside a theater; do you really think people were watching?
To be fair maybe you shouldn’t have told me your intentions that night; I would’ve been able to keep my hands to myself.
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scary-mary-evans:
…mhm.
We’ve really got to watch what we do.
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Text ➜ to Greyman
EJ: So Mary's the dom and makes you pay for the toys? Right on mom, right on.
EJ: you're gonna be a great dad. Not making your kid feel awkward about their lack of a sex life at all.
EJ: I give it plenty lovin it just won't accept it. I'm gonna need you to talk to technology and tell it to give me a chance.
Grey: Yep. You should see the collection in the chest though. She keeps the good toys in there, behind a secret panel in the wall of her room. Right beneath the Wicked poster.
Grey: Hey, Joseph was very honest we me growing up. Not exactly seeing the problem.
Grey: I would but technology can be a fickle thing. You've got to giver her time...and lots of bandwidth.
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Text ➜ to King EJ
EJ: Yeah, but I'm not gonna ask you to go out and my condoms and lubes for me, I mean really since I'm gonna be there you need me to pick up Mary's birth control pills? Or are the condoms and lube gonna be okay?
EJ: You're lucky technology is jealous of our relationship and therefore hates me.
Grey: Again if you could find a riding crop and some handcuffs that'd be great. Just condoms. Really.
Grey: If you asked me I'd pick them up for you without issue. They're part of a completely normal and incredibly enjoyable activity-- which you should partake in.
Grey: It hates you because you cannot, and I'm quoting Mary, give it the proper lovin'.
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Text ➜ to King EJ
EJ: I feel like my parents are asking me to get them lube and condoms.
EJ: Which of each do you want? Oh fuck, yeah, definitely going to need therapy.
Grey: That's actually a flattering sentiment.
Grey: It's just condoms. Trojan XL and like you and Len aren't going to get there.
Grey: I will update any piece of hardware or software you bring me, regardless of the owner, for the next three months as quickly as possible.
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My inbox is full of poetry..
scary-mary-evans:
Oh god, no. Don’t encourage them. What if they start writing fanfiction?
…I really hate it when you’re right. I’m so used to being the mother and not the sister that it clouds my judgement. I’ll let her know that she can talk to me about anything — though I do hope by now she’s gotten the message — and that I’ll be ready with sad movies and ice cream should the break up be...
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Text ➜ to King EJ
EJ: Yeah sure, let me just go to the magic condom fairy under my bed and ask them for some.
Grey: While you're there find me a bottle of lube and a riding crop? Thank you.
Grey: Seriously. There's a pharmacy on the way over and I'd appreciate it.
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My inbox is full of poetry..
scary-mary-evans:
We are, according to the females (and a large number of males, don’t exclude them from fangirling) of the drama club: Mayson. Thoughts?
I see where you’re coming from. I’d like nothing better than to give him the chance, but it’s not my own mental/emotional health I’m risking — it’s my little sister’s. I know I have to let her figure things out on her own…but I don’t know if...
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scary-mary-evans:
I’d chalk it up to fate, or the fact that we know each other so well, but I think we’re just that awesome. Did you know that the drama drones have given us a ship name?
You just want me to play nurse, don’t you?
I’ve given him numerous chances and he’s blown most of them. I’m at my wits’ end, Grey.
They’ve given us a ship name? As in that thing fangirls do when...
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Text ➜ to Greyman
EJ: Hell yeah dude. You know I'm not missing that for shit. I'm on my way now. Need me to bring anything?
Grey: I need you to bring me a pack of condoms.
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My inbox is full of poetry..
scary-mary-evans:
It’s vastly overrated, being normal. Good thing you and I are both insane to a fair degree, or I don’t think we could have ever been friends.
No! No heart-attacks! Does this mean I’ll have to revive you?
I didn’t even know they were dating until a few days ago, and then the boy had the audacity to hide out in my house without letting anyone but Willow know. I’m just upset...
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My inbox is full of poetry..
scary-mary-evans:
You could never be anything close to the common, nihilistic and uninteresting normal people around here, babe. Even if I wasn’t around. No heart attacks! Haven’t I forbid your death? Even if it’s love-induced.
As do I. I’ll be spending some time with Willow tomorrow —it’s a long, long story but just know that Rephael Puckerman is kind of dead to me at the moment — but after...
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[TEXT] Duke Grey -> King EJ
Grey: I need a favor. You're still coming over for the back end of the David Tennant series, right?
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My inbox is full of poetry..
scary-mary-evans:
Oh, am I distracting you now? I’m sorry, Grey. It’s not sudden so much as revived— I do read things other than scripts and the assigned reading we have in school. I decided long ago not to deny myself the pleasure of beautiful things, and prose is one of them. Attractive? I’ll keep that in mind.
This weekend, hmm? Well, conveniently, my schedule just so happens to be...
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scary-mary-evans:
I could always sing you ‘La Vie En Rose’? It’s a French love poem set to music, so you’d have the trifecta — poetry, me speaking French, and me singing. Just say the words and I’m there, hun. Sounds like my kind of night.
Of course, you would tell me this while I’m in the middle of working on something but it’s mostly my fault seeing as I brought this on myself....
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My inbox is full of poetry..
scary-mary-evans:
“One half of me is yours, the other half yours / Mine own, I would say; but if mine, then yours, / And so all yours.”
Shakespeare. The Tempest.
Yeah, I should really be there for you when you start to wax poetic. There’s a distinct feeling— somewhere in me, it’s there —that it’d translate more if I was there to see it. Live. With a few...
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…I like it.
Doctor Who Marathon.
scary-mary-evans:
Was that a failed attempt at a come on, hun?
Oh my god, that sounds perfect. I was talking to Len about getting the four of us together for a hangout anyway. Only a few weeks left of summer, you know.
A come on. Mary, you insult me with your assu— It classifies as a compliment.
I will call EJ and hammer out the details a bit. I think I could pick up a couple of...
Doctor Who Marathon.
scary-mary-evans:
I told you; I’m a lost cause!
But I understand your premise.
I don’t mind lost causes. They’re a bit complicated and—
I’ve got an idea. We’ll grab EJ, maybe see if we can pick Lenora on the way, and have a miniture film festival in the backyard. A Horrid-SFX Film Festival. Covering hysterically horrid special effects across… the...
Doctor Who Marathon.
scary-mary-evans:
As you should be.
We should watch them together, however, I don’t think I’ll be able to appreciate them. I’m a lost cause when it comes to cheap SFX — I mean, I laugh my head off every time I see Jaws.
Jaws is a classic. It’s good to appreciate how things were done before. The mechanics of it all give me a greater appreciation of the final product.
Doctor Who Marathon.
kurtelijahevans:
A warn you shouldn’t take lightly. David was my favorite, though Matt is a close second. I like a lot of the older ones as well though. I haven’t seen all of those yet.
So far I’ve seen an episode of the Ninth Doctor. Are you my mummy? is forever stuck in the back of my mind. I could barely deal with that episode. My mother thought I was watching a horror film—
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Doctor Who Marathon.
scary-mary-evans:
Don’t blink. Blink, and you’re dead.
Papa bought the Complete Tom Baker Collection boxset, so I’ve been kicking it old school with some 1980’s Doctor. It’s great and all, but the effects are atrocious.
I’m taping my eyes open. I swear.
We should watch those together and you should appreciate those effects. Our latest abilities wouldn’t exist without the...
Doctor Who Marathon.
kurtelijahevans:
Personally the Weeping Angels freak me out.
Did you see the Season 7 trailer yet? It’s going to be a good one!
Trying to catch up on everything before I start looking at anything season seven related. Mary’s warned me that there are sections of David Tennat’s series that might cause some heart-tugging.
Doctor Who Marathon.
kurtelijahevans:
Oh dear. Sam would have a heart attack with all of that. He loves it.
Good evening, Mr. Evans. Part of the reason I decided to watch them was because Mary mentioned most of you do already.
I might end up having recurring nightmares… Cybermen are a particular social criticism that has become deeply embedded in my psyche.
Doctor Who Marathon.
scary-mary-evans:
Did I ever tell you that I used to have reoccuring nightmares about Daleks as a child?
Which season are you on?
I’ve been shifting back and forth between David Tennant and Math Smith episodes. If we cross the angel statues by Marcel’s, I’m keeping my eyes wide-open. Damn, Weeping Angels.
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Doctor Who Marathon.
Daleks, Daleks and… more Daleks. The day has been good.
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It's Time To Pull Some Strings
scary-mary-evans:
No profanity was used, but get this — he’s taking a pay raise. He’s in charge of running the entire district, I know, but you’d assume he’d be able to take one for the team.
People like her don’t understand the amount of work you guys have to put into our rallies and events — they just think the A/V Club waves a wand and everything runs smoothly. And now the entire slate of...
It's Time To Pull Some Strings
scary-mary-evans:
…the superintendent’s not going to like the voicemail I just left him.
So it’s the entire Fine and Applied Arts departments getting budget cuts? Not a single sport, I’m guessing.
I’d disapprove due to the off chance of those voicemails being used at PTA meetings but I’m a little too steamed to care.
5%. If Principal Woodard— Pardon, Medusa of the...
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It's Time To Pull Some Strings
Of course, my first reaction to receiving a letter from our lovely school about our funding was—
I’m about ready to scramble the troops. We’ve got to find a way to make the maintenance budget or we’re screwed.
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Cinderella, darling, don't turn down the prince....
scary-mary-evans:
Rosemary Pilkington had an arc that was atypical of most musicals — instead of the usual “boy-meets-girl, boy-gets-girl, boy-loses-girl, boy-gets-girl back” storyline, How To Succeed was a little more complicated. While at first seeming like your usual ingenue — doe-eyes, innocence, and all — Rosemary was ultimately clever, her ultimate goal being to marry the male lead, J....
Watching a late 1990's television series...
pepper-golde:
Which won’t be until a whole lot of idiots realize that they’re watching crap. So, a while.
Sure, if you want. But yeah, maybe not. Perhaps I’ll check with the rest or something. Who knows.
I figure most of them do but it’s all about status quo.
Knowing them, they’ll take it in stride and use it as a motto. The New Brat Pack. Which reminds me, I need to see if...
Watching a late 1990's television series...
pepper-golde:
Why’s that? And oh god - they’re up to 34 now? They need to s t o p .
Hmm, maybe. I guess it’s not too bad, come to think of it. Like the Brat Pack, right?
They’ll stop when it stops raking in money.
Like the actors from the Breakfast Club? Sure, without the peeking at adolescent deal. There’s a lot of talent in the club. I don’t think they’ll want a...
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Watching a late 1990's television series...
pepper-golde:
That’s a fact.
And you’re Grey, right? Drama brats, huh? Is that what you call us?
Considering my outlook on the world isn’t an all-around cheerful one the show keeps playing on the right topics. It’s much better than the reality television garbage they show these days. American Idol Season 34? No thanks.
Greyson Corcoran. It’s a habit I should...
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Watching a late 1990's television series...
pepper-golde:
Right in the nostalgia.
Her sister is incredibly vain and annoying but the contrast between her and Daria is enough to keep me supremely entertained.
Pepper, right? I think I’ve seen you with the other drama brats… Once or twice.
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Watching a late 1990's television series...
Daria. It’s pretty hilarious.
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